80th Birthday Jokes

80th birthday jokes give everyone a good laugh about age.  Humor is invaluable in all of our lives, so use your sense of humor and knowledge of the Guest of Honor to select the best happy birthday jokes. Bringing laughter to the party is an excellent way to keep spirits high while celebrating this milestone occasion.

80th birthday jokes and birthdays are good for your health.  Studies have shown that people who laugh and have more birthdays live longer!


Some of our favorite
80th birthday jokes.

Burning 80th Birthday Cake

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It's all good! An 80th birthday joke is a great way to poke a little fun at age. Why turning eighty is a good thing. . .

  • You can hide your own Easter eggs.
  • There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
  • Kidnappers have very little interest in you.
  • No one views you as a hypochondriac. 
  • Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
  • No one expects you to run into a burning building or anywhere else for that matter.
  • Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
  • In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.


Turning 80 and considering a tattoo?
How about your name and address.


80th Birthday Roast.
One way to bring humor to your party would be to arrange a roast.  Make your Honoree the featured celebrity of the evening. Appoint a master of ceremonies who is confident and fun loving to host the event.

Get help from your guests by choosing your roasters from family and close friends of the Honoree. Have them ready to recall any funny stories from the Honoree's past.   Encourage jokes that highlight interests and hobbies of the Honoree.   Avoid saying things that could offend.  When in doubt, throw it out.  

Things Get Better With Age

Laughter is the best medicine.
Best of all, this medicine is free, fun, and easy to swallow.  Studies have proven that laughter is good for your body's health.  It lowers blood pressure, reduces stress, can help tone your abs, and boosts brain health.  Laughter can help produce an overall sense of well-being.  Laughing with others is more powerful than laughing alone so incorporate laughter into your birthday celebration.  So smile, laugh, and live to be 100.   

You're Only As Old As You Remember You Are

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One Stop Party Ideas Tip

Gag gifts add humor to any celebration, and an 80th birthday is ripe for laughs. Expect to have a good time watching your Guest of Honor and guests delight in the fun.

Remember to note on the invitations that gag gifts are appropriate.  



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